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Play as an adorable yet trouble-making turnip. Avoid paying taxes, solve plantastic puzzles, harvest crops and battle massive beasts all in a journey to tear down a corrupt vegetable government!

Release Date:
Snoozy Kazoo
Everyone 10+ (E10+)
Action, Adventure

About This Game:

Take control of an adorable turnip who happens to be an absolute menace to society. After failing to pay taxes and getting evicted from your home, you must go on an epic quest to pay back your massive debt to Mayor Onion. Garden tools to solve plantastic puzzles, meet eccentric vegetables and fruits, and take on treacherous fights against animals both big and small. Along the journey uncover what’s spoiling this garden community and rise to tear down the corrupt vegetable government!


  • A thrilling, single-player adventure full of tax evasion, petty crimes and more.
  • Dungeons full of puzzles, enemies and rare treasures to pay back your debt.
  • Battle massive beasts that terrorize the garden community.
  • Grow and harvest plants to aid in your journey.
  • A large cast of quirky food-based characters, all with their own stories and problems.
  • Tons of tax documents to rip up, allowing you to erase your paper trail and potentially destroy the government.
  • Earn collectible hats and alternate between which one to wear.
  • Multiple endings based on how effectively you commit tax evasion.
  • A deep history of the world and how it became what it is.

frequently asked questions

It’s alright, this happens to the best of us! While on the main menu, hold down the F12 key to reset your keybinds to default! (Make sure you’re on v1.1.2 or higher! If you are not, please plug in a controller and use that to reset your keybinds!)

- Get the first golden statue
- Place the statue on the pedestal
- Sven will send you to find more pieces for the ship on the sandbars.
- Talk to Sven
- Talk to the parrot
- Talk to the ancestor
- Then you get the blueprint from Brenda


Added February 15, 2020

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is about 2-5 hours long depending on how fast you play games/can figure out puzzles!